So that we could have fun (affirmative, I poked one, it was dead) It had to be done (I'll just confirm that they're dead) The humans are dead (look at that one it's dead) The humans are dead (he's right they are dead) There is no more unethical treatment of elephants either
What you call the present we call the past, so you guys are way behind The one thing we have in common with the present is we still call it the present, even though it's the future The future is quite different to the present Have you ever been told that you look like a llama?
Were you ever called “homo” ‘cuz at school you took drama? Has your family ever forgotten you and driven away? Have you ever been told you’ve got a weird-shaped head? Have you ever been told you’re mediocre in bed? Have you ever been asked if your hair is a wig? Have you even been told that your is too big? Then I see all my friends, they’re all in town I call my friends and say, “Let’s go into town,” The day after my birthday is not my birthday, Mum I’m not gonna wear a ladies’ wetsuit I’m a man! I was shopping for a wetsuit to scuba dive,īut every suit I tried is too big around the thighs,Īnd the assistant suggested I try a ladies’ size Here’s a little story to bring a tear to your eye, You coulda said something nice about my profiteroles I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings. I feel like a prize one even mentions my casserole. Not one of them thinks about the way I feel What you are about to hear are true stories Some people say that rappers are invincible (Hurts our feelings when you say we’re not rappers.) Some people say that rappers don’t have feelings I came to do battle, skedaddle with the cattle prods I need better odds, more broads, less rods Too close to my shit, too hard to meet chicks It ain't no good if there's too much wood That kind of thing just happens all the time.The only boobs I see tonight will be made of origami
Oh, don't worry, Jenny, actually I'm kind of relie-e-eved. I can't believe you don't remember, it was a very difficult process! Does it have my eyes? My way with words? Does it look like me at all? Why didn't you tell me, Jenny? Why didn't you tell me that day when we went to the top of the hill and we made sweet, oh, how we made such sweet, sweet sandwiches. La-la-la-la, la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la-la You just needed some time to clear your head Well, you said, "Meet me here in one year" Not word for word, actually, Jenny, but I remember there were some verbs We talked about how the lights from the buildings and cars Out! Across the city from our little spot on the hilltop Oh, I remember exactly what we did at the lookout. I still walk a lot, but I'm not eating as many sandwiches as back thenĭo you remember what we did up there at the top of the hill? Oh, that's the only way to have sandwiches! Oh Jenny, tell me? Do you still walk? Do you still get into sandwiches in a big way? Yeah! Oh, we just grabbed a sandwich, and put it in our mouths. We walked to the top of the hill and we ate sandwiches! It was something like, but not necessarily Schindler's List. Love Andy's parties! (Yeah!) What crazy parties.
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Yeah, Andy's party! (Ooh!) That's right! (Ooh!) Oh, Andy knows how to throw a party, doesn't he, Jenny? That's why I said, "wasn't it." It was the party of a mutual friend, was it? Wasn't it? Was it? Wasn't it? Wasn't it one of those boring work parties? Where was it that we met that time that I met you, when I met you? I meant it was nice to meet you the time that I met you. We've met before, quite a few times actually No, I'm sorry, I think you've mistaken me for somebody else